Monday, December 6, 2010

Things My Children Believe Are Interesting Which Are Not Actually Interesting

o What happened in that one episode of SpongeBob

o What level they are at in their video game

o What moves they made to achieve that video game level

o What's going on in the middle of the book they are currently reading

o What else happened in that one episode of SpongeBob

o How many dirty dishes they have to clean tonight compared to how many they counted last night and the night before that

o the long list of things they have decided AGAINST being for next Halloween

o detailed descriptions of Foxtrot cartoons

o their ordered list of favorite anime characters listed from most to least favorite

o a point by point comparison of their favorite anime characters

o what happened in that one episode with their favorite anime characters

o the various evolutions of each Pokemon

o stories that end with, "yeah, so, that was the most I ever peed."